my life goal is to buy out an entire concert and then the artist will come on stage so dramatically and it will just be me sitting there like
roses are red
violets are blue
sunflowers are yellow
i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts
(Source: mrcraabs, via chicgarden)
How to write a paper:
- Go on Tumblr for a few hours
- Lie on the floor
- Cry
(Source: gingerhaze, via chicgarden)
| age 15: | i want a boyfriend |
| age 20: | i rly want a boyfriend ok |
| age 30: | no srsly i need a boyfriend guys im not kidding |
| age 40: | pls im desperate |
| age 50: | guys this isnt funny anymore cmon |
| age 60: | its not funny guys |
| age 70: | guys |
